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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Tiger (thisisgentleman) |
| Race Number | 304 |
| Date | Fri, 23 Oct 2026 7:26:14 |
| Speed |
61 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.3% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | choc_chip_cookie (3rd place) jebastewart (2nd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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