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Race Result Details |
| Racer | stoney456 (stoney456) |
| Race Number | 854 |
| Date | Sun, 26 Jul 2026 13:34:09 |
| Speed |
86 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.9% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | dread_pirate_roberts01 (3rd place) gravityhurts (1st place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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