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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Juan (phoenixfast) |
| Race Number | 354 |
| Date | Mon, 27 Apr 2026 9:19:08 |
| Speed |
70 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.3% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 2) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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