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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Paul (kwisatz_haderach) |
| Race Number | 415 |
| Date | Wed, 30 Sep 2026 16:46:24 |
| Speed |
77 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.9% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | _kelzai_ (4th place) berntheseal (3rd place) connothing (1st place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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