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Pit Stop
Racer Jon (jspence1)
Race Number 500
Date Thu, 7 May 2026 23:22:30
Speed 40 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents bumbaclat (1st place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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