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Racer JOe_Maher (joe_60)
Race Number 3791
Date Sun, 8 Nov 2026 15:54:06
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents enterformless (1st place) hi_im_dave (3rd place) manuelsandoya (4th place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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