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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1)
Race Number 161048
Date Tue, 10 Mar 2026 18:03:03
Speed 90 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.5%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents armenhammer (2nd place) klontz (1st place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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