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Pit Stop
Racer Aslery (aslery)
Race Number 3778
Date Wed, 19 Aug 2026 21:57:19
Speed 124 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents jarcokers2 (4th place) leethefree34 (3rd place) megdal02 (2nd place)

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Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know this sound a can makes when you open it? That is the sound of you buying a whole can. And the same goes for this, okay? When you pierce the skin of a fruit, you've bought the whole fruit. Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana. You bite it, you bought it.
— (other) by Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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