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Race Result Details |
| Racer | monochrome (artemis_05) |
| Race Number | 15854 |
| Date | Tue, 1 Sep 2026 13:09:24 |
| Speed |
134 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.7% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | the_blue_line_express (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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